Maybe it is time to screw some water bowls up in the tree so she does not get to hot. Heck go ahead and build her a dog tree house too while your at it. Could be that you can go on Leno for stupid pet tricks even.
Mini Poem: Oh Shelby Shelby, Shelby, come down from that tree. Don't you know you're giving your people family high anxiety? Shelby, Shelby, you don't want to end up living in a nest, believe me a warm, soft, dog bed is really the best. Shelby, Shelby, I guess you could live on pecans and bird eggs, if you catch between a forked branch another one of your hind legs. Shelby, Shelby don't stick out your ears and try to fly, you are up in the tree too high. Shelby, Shelby, don't you want people to think you're an animal that is brave and barks, not a tweety, little, scared lark?
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Maybe it is time to screw some water bowls up in the tree so she does not get to hot. Heck go ahead and build her a dog tree house too while your at it. Could be that you can go on Leno for stupid pet tricks even.
I found it! I found it! The rare Silent Spaniel bird! I've got to write this down in my bird-watching journal!
OMG I am laughing so hard. Shelby looks so excited to be up in that tree and your commentary is hilarious!
Mini Poem: Oh Shelby
Shelby, Shelby, come down from that tree.
Don't you know you're giving your people family high anxiety?
Shelby, Shelby, you don't want to end up living in a nest,
believe me a warm, soft, dog bed is really the best.
Shelby, Shelby, I guess you could live on pecans and bird eggs,
if you catch between a forked branch another one of your hind legs.
Shelby, Shelby don't stick out your ears and try to fly,
you are up in the tree too high.
Shelby, Shelby, don't you want people to think you're an animal that is brave and barks,
not a tweety, little, scared lark?
Hehehhee, thanks for sharing! :)
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